【幽默笑话】一句话的鬼故事 (215/2046)

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1、我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我：            
   你们两个要去哪里？            


2、一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：            
   hei !你的一只手还在车上呢！            


3、车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。            


4、开摩托车接女朋友下班，后半夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。            
   忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗？”刚想接口            
   忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开，啊！            


5、昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，            
   才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~  那是谁啊？？            


6、午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”            
   我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！            
   是不是这样的？说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。            


7、办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小F，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼            
   电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼            
   门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟，我也要进来......            

8、有个人看完此帖，没回，第二天就再也没醒来    

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引用      |_詤o訁 (992377685)在 2009年2月16日 15:56:11的发表:
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