新婚之夜 (1147/22653)

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新婚之夜，新郎手抚新娘两腿之间问："这是什么？ 
"新娘答："党！" 
新郎说："我想入党，行不？" 
新娘道："你迫切要求入党的心情我懂， 
但正式入党还需符合以下条件： 
1、只要你过得硬，党的大门随时为你敞开； 
2、党的宗旨是：党指挥枪！ 
3、入了我的党，就不能入别的党； 
4、对党要绝对忠诚，并誓死捍卫党的纯洁； 
5、不许入党前干劲十足，入党后萎靡不振； 
6、要与时俱进大胆创新，全方位多角度促进党内和谐； 
7、必须每月按时足额交纳党费； 
8、要勇往直前，不怕牺牲，甘愿为党流尽最后一滴血，永不叛党！ 
以上八条党性要求，你能做到吗？ 
"新郎激动地说："我能！党叫咋干就咋干，时刻听从党召。

 
 

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新婚之夜，新郎手抚新娘两腿之间问："这是什么？  
"新娘答："党！"  
新郎说："我想入党，行不？"  
新娘道："你迫切要求入党的心情我懂，  
但正式入党还需符合以下条件：  
1、只要你过得硬，党的大门随时为你敞开；  
2、党的宗旨是：党指挥枪！  
3、入了我的党，就不能入别的党；  
4、对党要绝对忠诚，并誓死捍卫党的纯洁；  
5、不许入党前干劲十足，入党后萎靡不振；  
6、要与时俱进大胆创新，全方位多角度促进党内和谐；  
7、必须每月按时足额交纳党费；  
8、要勇往直前，不怕牺牲，甘愿为党流尽最后一滴血，永不叛党！  
以上八条党性要求，你能做到吗？  
"新郎激动地说："我能！党叫咋干就咋干，时刻听从党召。

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